Homosexuality In Russia Is A Crime And

In Russia We Only Had Two Tv Channels. Channel One Was Propaganda. Channel Two Consisted Of A Kgb Officer Telling You: Turn Back At Once To Channel One.

I Like American Women. They Do Things Sexually Russian Girls Never Dream Of Doing - Like Showering.

After The Soviet Union Collapsed, People Thought I Wasn't Funny Anymore.

In Russia, If A Male Athelete Loses He Becomes A Female Athelete.

A Russian Reversal Quote On Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union Article? How Original.