Imagine My Surprise When, After A Lifetime

Small Wastebasket Liners, $1.17 ... Tall Wastebasket Liners, $2.29 ... Garbage Can Liners, $3.98 ... I Think I Just Spent $7.44 Buying Something I'm Going To Throw Away.

Mothers Send Strips To Daughters To Make A Point. Daughters Smack Strips Down On The Breakfast Table To Make A Point. My Own Mom Sometimes Cuts A Strip Out And Sends It To Me To Make Sure I Understand Her.

There Are Only Two Secrets To A Slimmer Shape ... High Heels And Shoulder Pads!

I Understand The Sensitivities Of Grown Children With Little Ones Of Their Own!! They'll Turn Away A Mother Full Of Advice, But They'll Never Say No To One Holding A Mop.

Imagine My Surprise When, After A Lifetime Of Teaching Me To Keep Personal Things To Myself, Mom Insisted My Drawings Were The Start Of A Comic Strip For Millions Of People To Enjoy.