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I've Never Been Mean-spirited, In My Opinion. I Never Did Anything Below The Belt.

I've Never Been Able To Tell Jokes. In The Beginning Of My Career I Did Impressions And Jokes Like Any Other Comedian, But I Was Never Very Successful Because I Did It Poorly. So I Started To Talk To The Audience And Started Talking About The Atmosphere Around Me And Started To Become Angry, Not In A Mean-spirited Way, But In A Fun Way - And My Attitude Developed From There.

I Take Pride In Being Very Unique In What I Do. Nobody Else Can Do What I Do And I Don't Mean To Say That Egotistically, It's Just Something In My Personality.

Room Service Is Great If You Want To Pay $500 For A Club Sandwich.

When You Do See Me, You'll Get The Idea From When You See Me That It's All Off The Top Of My Head. A Lot Of It Is A Beginning, Middle And The End. But It's Different Every Night. I Have A Lot Of Jokes In My Back Pocket I've Said Over The Years.