I Do Situations And Make Fun Of

Room Service Is Great If You Want To Pay $500 For A Club Sandwich.

In The Old Days, That Was My Ad-lib For Hecklers In The Joints I Worked. It Stuck With Me. I Hardly Say It Now, Say, To Fans, Even Though People Do Send Me Hockey Pucks.

When I First Went To Vegas, There Were Just High-rollers And Gamblers And The Wise Guys Treated You Great.

I Have My Own Gym. When You Do Jokes And They Sell, You Get A Gym.

To This Day, To This Very Day, Except For Television, I've Never Had A Writer. Anything I've Ever Done On The Stage, Happened On The Stage And I Developed It From There. It Started Doing Impressions And Jokes - Which I Did Very Poorly. To This Day I Can't Tell A Joke. That Sounds Nuts, But It's True. I Exaggerate It And It Becomes A Joke. Everything I've Ever Done I've Done Out On The Stage And It Became A Performance Over Many Many Years.