Dr. Phil Is Hiding Something. Otherwise, Why

I Remember Learning To Drive On My Dad's Lap. Did You Guys Ever Do That? He'd Work The Brakes. I'd Work The Wheel. Then I Went To Take The Driver's Test And Sat On The Examiner's Lap. I Failed The Exam. But He Still Writes To Me. That's The Really Nice Part.

They Should Put Expiration Dates On Clothing So We Men Will Know When They Go Out Of Style.

I'm Too Shy To Express My Sexual Needs Except Over The Phone To People I Don't Know.

Was The Buddha Married? His Wife Would Say, "are You Just Going To Sit Around Like That All Day?"

I Practice Safe Sex - I Use An Airbag.