I'm Too Young For Medicare And Too

The Only Currency I Value Is The Coin Of The Spirit. That's Very Important In My Life.

All My Adult Life I've Been In The Practice Of Giving Advice To People Who Are Happier Than I Am.

I Admit I Was Drinking A Guinness... But I Did Not Swallow.

When I'm Governor... I'll Be The First Governor With A Listed Telephone Number.

Students Don't Know Who Mark Twain Was Because He Wasn't On The Test.