I'm Too Young For Medicare And Too

God Created Whiskey To Keep The Irish From Taking Over The World.

In Six Days The Lord Created The Heavens And The Earth And All The Wonders Therein. There Are Some Of Us Who Feel That He Might Have Taken Just A Little More Time.

You Have To Pretend That Your Life Is A Financial Pleasure Even When Your Autographs Are Bouncing.

I'll Sign Anything Except Bad Legislation.

May The God Of Your Choice Bless You.