I'm Too Young For Medicare And Too

The Folks In Mississippi Are Saying, 'thank God For Texas.'

Money Can Buy You A Fine Dog, But Only Love Can Make Him Wag His Tail.

Cuban Cigars Is A Big Expense Because I Do Smoke A Lot Of Them, Eight To 12 A Day, So That Would Be Almost As Bad As A Cocaine Habit, A Hundred Bucks A Day.

Seventeen Publishers Rejected The Manuscript, At Which Time We Knew We Had Something Pretty Hot.

My Goal As A Young Man, To Be Fat, Famous And Financially Fixed By 50.