If You're Lookin' For A Helpin' Hand,

Finding A Cat--or Having A Cat Find You--can Change Your World As Much As Marriage, Divorce, Love, Death, Or Even Winning The Lottery Can, And Sometimes More.

I'll Tell You Right Now. I'm For Prayer In School.

If You Ain't Texan, I Ain't Got Time For You.

Remember, The Legislature Is The Joke, Not Our Campaign.

The Reason Educational Spending In Texas Is So Low Is Because You Don't Have A State Tax There, And That's Why Texas Is Big Growth Because You Don't Tax People To Death.