If You're Lookin' For A Helpin' Hand,

I'm Ready For Anything. That's Probably Why It Never Happens.

And I Think Musicians Can Better Run This State Than Politicians. And, Hell, Beauticians Can Better Run The State Than Politicians.

Like Most Of Us, I Determined That I'd Rather Be A Large Part Of The Problem Than A Small Part Of The Solution.

William Bennett Is My Patron Saint, One Of Them. Redd Foxx Is Another.

Well, I Hate To Be The One To Take The Flyswatter To Tinker Bell, But...