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I Support Gay Marriage. I Believe They Have A Right To Be As Miserable As The Rest Of Us.

You Don't Accomplish Much By Swimming With The Mainstream. Hell, A Dead Fish Can Do That.

I Want To Fight The Wussification Of The State Of Texas. I Want To Rise And Shine And Bring Back The Glory.

I Don't Believe In Carrying A Weapon. If Somebody Wants To Shoot Me, He'll Have To Bring His Own Gun.

Well, I Just Said That Jesus And I Were Both Jewish And That Neither Of Us Ever Had A Job, We Never Had A Home, We Never Married And We Traveled Around The Countryside Irritating People.