If You're Lookin' For A Helpin' Hand,

You Have To Work At It If You Want To Be A Good Smoker. Especially Today With All The Non-smoking World Constantly Harassing You.

And I Think Musicians Can Better Run This State Than Politicians. And, Hell, Beauticians Can Better Run The State Than Politicians.

Whether Your Destination Is Heaven Or Hell, You Always Have To Change Planes In Dallas.

I'm Ready For Anything. That's Probably Why It Never Happens.

Cuban Cigars Is A Big Expense Because I Do Smoke A Lot Of Them, Eight To 12 A Day, So That Would Be Almost As Bad As A Cocaine Habit, A Hundred Bucks A Day.