I'm Too Amused By The Way People

Every Luxury Was Lavished On You - Atheism, Breastfeeding, Circumcision.

Civilizations Have Been Founded And Maintained On Theories Which Refused To Obey Facts.

You Were Born With Your Legs Apart. They'll Send You To The Grave In A Y-shaped Coffin.

On Our Way Home We Were Waiting For The Bus When A Very Fat, Pompous-looking Woman Reeled Out Of A Pub Shouting, "melancholia? Ad Nauseam."

People Think I Write Fantasy, But I Don't; Some Things May Be Exaggerated Or Distorted In The Same Way That Painters Distort And Alter Things, But They're Realistic Figures. They're Perfectly Recognisable.