I'm Too Amused By The Way People

You Were Born With Your Legs Apart. They'll Send You To The Grave In A Y-shaped Coffin.

With Madness, As With Vomit, It's The Passerby Who Receives The Inconvenience.

Cleanse My Heart... Give Me The Ability To Rage Correctly

People Think I Write Fantasy, But I Don't; Some Things May Be Exaggerated Or Distorted In The Same Way That Painters Distort And Alter Things, But They're Realistic Figures. They're Perfectly Recognisable.

Reading Isn't An Occupation We Encourage Among Police Officers. We Try To Keep The Paperwork Down To A Minimum.