I'm Too Amused By The Way People

Reading Isn't An Occupation We Encourage Among Police Officers. We Try To Keep The Paperwork Down To A Minimum.

With Madness, As With Vomit, It's The Passerby Who Receives The Inconvenience.

You Were Born With Your Legs Apart. They'll Send You To The Grave In A Y-shaped Coffin.

The Oscar Wilde Of Welfare State Gentility.

It's All Any Reasonable Child Can Expect If The Dad Is Present At The Conception.