I'm The Person Who Says Every Single

I Think People Tend To Be Very Myopic And They Dont Understand How Their Actions Impact Others.

This Is Terrific! What Fun! Maybe Tomorrow I Can Go To The Prom With My Brother. The Day After, Perhaps I Can Wear White Pants And Unexpectedly Get My Period.

I've Always Been Able To Cook Italian Food. That's In My Blood Because I'm Half Sicilian.

Maybe I've Moved To The Dark Side, But It's Clean And Nice And We Never Run Out Of Toilet Paper.

You Know What It Was Like? It Was Like Thinking I Was Heading To A Surprise Party And Instead It Was A Surprise Pap Smear.