I'm The Greatest Rock And Roll Drummer

I'm Not Exactly Sure How Many Kids I Have, But Yes, I Do Miss Them Officially, For The Record. In Case Any Of Them Are Listening, I Love You.

I'd Probably Be A Burglar, I'd Burgle People.

Don't Jack Off A Cactus, You'll Only Hurt Your Hand And The Cactus' Feelings

It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, It's Where You Put That Booger That Counts.

I Can't Stop Bleeding And I Can't Stop Having Sex With Corpses.