Yeah, I'm Going To Learn. I'm Going

I'm The Greatest Rock And Roll Drummer On The Planet And You Suck.

I Told My Dad 'yeah, I’m Going To Be A Drummer', And He Said 'well, If You Can Rub Your Stomach At The Same Time As You Pat Your Head At The Same Time You’re Standing On One Leg And Kicking The Other One Out In A Circle And Say The Pledge Of Allegiance'. And I Did All That Just Like Bam, You Know?

Why Are There No Clouds In The Sky? ... 'cause God Wants To Watch His Favorite Band Again!

Prosthetic Head Is Better Than No Head In The Morning.

The One Thing About Billie Is He Will Snap And Rip Your Head Off If You Point Anything Out At All Other Than How Beautiful He Is And How Nice He Looks Today.