Yeah, I'm Going To Learn. I'm Going

I Caught On Fire Twice On The Stage, But I Was Promptly Put Out. It Was Just My Leg

Don't Jack Off A Cactus, You'll Only Hurt Your Hand And The Cactus' Feelings

I Wish People Would Turn Off Their Computers, Go Outside, Talk To People, Touch People, Lick People, Enjoy Each Other's Company And Smell Each Other On The Rump

You Just Can't Pull Out The Gun And Blow The Tv Away Anymore 'cause The Baby Might Be Sleeping.

I've Never Been Beaten Up! I'm A Black Belt In Run-fu.