Why Are There No Clouds In The

I Told My Dad 'yeah, I’m Going To Be A Drummer', And He Said 'well, If You Can Rub Your Stomach At The Same Time As You Pat Your Head At The Same Time You’re Standing On One Leg And Kicking The Other One Out In A Circle And Say The Pledge Of Allegiance'. And I Did All That Just Like Bam, You Know?

The Album Was Very Agressive. It Kicks You Right In The Balls.

I'm The Greatest Rock And Roll Drummer On The Planet And You Suck.

I Didn't Have A Normal Childhood By Any Means. But It Was What It Was, And I Appreciate What My Parents Did For Me.

I'm Not Exactly Sure How Many Kids I Have, But Yes, I Do Miss Them Officially, For The Record. In Case Any Of Them Are Listening, I Love You.