I'd Probably Be A Burglar, I'd Burgle

The Album Was Very Agressive. It Kicks You Right In The Balls.

Don't Jack Off A Cactus, You'll Only Hurt Your Hand And The Cactus' Feelings

I Didn't Have A Normal Childhood By Any Means. But It Was What It Was, And I Appreciate What My Parents Did For Me.

I Am No Longer Married, So Ladies... There You Go.

I'm A Drummer. I Can Count To Four And Repeat.