I Was Court-ordered To Alcoholics Anonymous On

I'll Probably Never Have Children Because I Don't Believe In Touching People For Any Reason.

I Know A Little Bit About Handicapping. If The Horse Has An Iv, You Want To Stay - Away From It.

I Don’t Believe For A Second That Weightlifting Is A Sport. They Pick Up A Heavy Thing And Put It Down Again. To Me, That’s Indecision.

I Love Key Lime Pie, Although It's Never Made The Proper Way.

My Mom Said She Learned How To Swim When Someone Took Her Out In The Lake And Threw Her Off The Boat. I Said, 'mom, They Weren't Trying To Teach You How To Swim.'