I Love Key Lime Pie, Although It's

I Only Do Two Things In My Life, And That's Take Care Of My Kids And Work. Fortunately, These Are My Favorite Things To Do, So It Works Out.

I Get The First Flight Out From Anywhere I Am Because I Have To Come Home To My Kids.

I'm Really More Prolific Than Most Stand-ups. My Act Changes. I Do Fold In New Experiences, New Observations, Whatever You Want To Call It.

I Was Born In Alabama, But I Only Lived There For A Month Before I'd Done Everything There Was To Do.

Remember When You Were Considered An Environmentalist When You Didn't Throw Junk Out The Car Window? I Sure Do Miss That Simpler, Happier Time.