I'm Surprized Hitler Didn't Round Up The

All Of A Sudden I Discovered That I'm Allergic To Caviar. It Was The Perfect Metaphor For My Life. When I Was Only Able To Afford Bad Caviar, I Could Certainly Eat My Fill Of It.

I Think Golf Is Literally An Addiction. I'm Surprised There's Not Golf Anonymous.

You Can't Do Anything In Life. The Social Barriers In Life Are So Intense And Horrific That Every Encounter Is Just Fraught With So Many Problems And Dread. Every Social Situation Is A Potential Nightmare.

Obviously Comedic Styles Do Change.

I Think That For The Most Part, When I Started Doing Comedy, It Had Become Very Commercialized.