Life Is Very Tough. If You Don't

I Can't Wear Yellow Anymore. It's Too Matchy-matchy With My Catheter.

What Are People Going To Do? Fire Me? I've Been Fired Before. Not Book Me? I've Been Out Of Work Before. I Don't Care.

I Wish I Had A Twin, So I Could Know What I'd Look Like Without Plastic Surgery.

I Am Not Lucky. I Am The Type Who Would Go To Lourdes And Drown In The Waters.

Your Proudest Moment Is To Watch Your Egg Not Just Function, But To Achieve On Her Own.