Life Is Very Tough. If You Don't

I Don't Mind Aging, I Just Don't Want To Be A Day Older.

I Wish I Had A Twin, So I Could Know What I'd Look Like Without Plastic Surgery.

Two Is Company; Three Is Fifty Bucks.

I Think Anyone Who's Perfectly Happy Isn't Particularly Funny.

Life Goes By Fast. Enjoy It. Calm Down. It's All Funny.