Life Is Very Tough. If You Don't

I Hate Housework! You Make The Beds, You Do The Dishes And Six Months Later You Have To Start All Over Again.

My Breasts Are So Low, Now I Can Have A Mammogram And A Pedicure At The Same Time.

All My Friends Are Dying. That's Why I Always Wear Black.

The Ideal Beauty Is A Fugitive Which Is Never Found.

I Think Any Celebrity That Adopts A Child From A Third World Country Is A Fool.