You Can't Do Comedy With A Beard.

People Aren't Universally Heroic.

People Used To Think I Was Just A Shouty Comic But I Was Doing Stuff About Sartre.

There's A Part Of Me That Still Hates Everything, And My Natural View Default Setting Is Still Very Cynical And Dark

If You Travel To The States... They Have A Lot Of Different Words Than Like What We Use. For Instance: They Say 'elevator', We Say 'lift'; They Say 'drapes', We Say 'curtains'; They Say 'president', We Say 'seriously Deranged Git.'

I Always Thought Communism Was Crap, Really.