You Can't Do Comedy With A Beard.

Everyone I Used To Work With Is Still Alive And Can Afford Expensive Lawyers.

People Aren't Universally Heroic.

Most Of The Communists I Knew Were Nice People.

A Lot Of Those Comics Can't Hold Down Relationships And They've Got No Other Life Apart From Performing. They Sleep In Their Jags And A Lot Of Them Can't Even Talk. All They Can Do Is Tell Gags.

Honestly, Sometimes I Get Really Fed Up Of My Subconscious - It's Like It's Got A Mind Of Its Own.