People Aren't Universally Heroic.

If I Won The Lottery I'd Start A Charity That Helped Little Family Hardware Stores, Cobblers And Fruit Shops Open In City Centres.

Israel Is The Jimmy Saville Of Nation States.

You Can't Do Comedy With A Beard.

Even A Blind Dog Can Find A Bone Every So Often.

Dire Straits Is A Great Band. Someone Tells You They Like ""brothers In Arms"" And Immediately You Know They're A Stupid Annoying Git.