I'm Such A Sap For Democracy And

Every Single Comedian In Canada Is Now Living In The United States.

I Want To Act In America's Interest And Stop Making Shallow, Sweeping Claims About Countries We Don't Fully Understand And Hope Everything Will Be Fine In The End. I Saw That Happen And It Didn't Work.

The Two Things I Was Positive About In Life Were That I Was Going To Be A Teacher At A Boarding School Or An Operative With The Cia Posted Abroad. I Could Write A Book About All The Things I Was Sure About.

I Am Really Only Interested In New Information, Not Freelance Opinion. I Don't Really Care What You Think Off The Top Of Your Head.

Rich People Making Their Houses Bigger In Order To Make Their Lives Happier Wind Up Hurting Their Own Marriages. There's A Deep Irony Here. Do The Couples Perceive That Irony?