Everybody Knows That Only Creeps Put Cameras

I'm A Foot Soldier In The War On Christmas. And The War On Puppies And Sunshine.

The Best Thing About Television News Is, It's Immediate. Everything At A News Network Happens Quickly.

So That All The People Who Say, You Know, "all The Media Hates America." A Lot Of The Media Does Hate America But This Is A Case Of, Actually, The Press Doing Its Best, I Think, To Do The Right By National Security. So Good For Them.

I'm From Rural Oregon, Yamhill County, A Farm Four Miles Out Of A Town Of 1,000 People And That Town Is Overwhelmingly Pro-trump.

The Two Things I Was Positive About In Life Were That I Was Going To Be A Teacher At A Boarding School Or An Operative With The Cia Posted Abroad. I Could Write A Book About All The Things I Was Sure About.