Canadians Are So Easily Wounded.

"the Man Who Alters His Way Of Thinking To Suit Others Is A Fool." Our Quote Of The Day Is, From Of All People, The Marquis De Sade, The Most Infamous Writer In All Of French Literature. And By The Way, If You Recognized That Quote, You're Sick.

If Things Do Get Better In Iraq, I'm Saying As Someone Who Thinks The War Was A Mistake. I'm Saying That Is Cause For Us All To Have A Huge Party. It's A Big Deal If Things Get Better. Because If They Don't Get Better, Our Country Is Going To Be Hurt For Generations.

Canada Is A Sweet Country. It Is Like Your Retarded Cousin You See At Thanksgiving And Sort Of Pat Him On The Head. You Know, He's Nice, But You Don't Take Him Seriously. That Is Canada.

I Don't Think All People Yearn For Freedom, Actually. I Think They Yearn For Stability.

Everybody Knows That Only Creeps Put Cameras In The Bathroom.