Canadians Are So Easily Wounded.

So You [nicholas Kristof] Have Got This New Column Out, 12 Steps For People Who Say Are Traumatized By The [ Donald Trump] Election.

Dogs Are Intelligent Beings; They Are Not Human Beings. The Life Of A Dog - There's No Equivalency With The Life Of A Person, And If You Are Putting A Dog In The Line Of Danger To Save Human Life, And They Can Do The Job Reasonably Well, I Mean, Seriously, What About Dignity And Self-respect? I Feel Like Going Out To Dinner, I Think I Will Have My Cocker Spaniel Host The Show Tonight.

Canada Thinks We're Married; We Don't Know It Exists. Every Time We Tell Canada To Knock It Off, It Just Feeds The Fire.

The Best Thing About Television News Is, It's Immediate. Everything At A News Network Happens Quickly.

We Have The - The Longest, Friendliest Border, You Know, For The - For The Longest Time In The History - In Recorded History, Really, With Canada. And They Get To Sit On Their Moral Perch, You Know, Take The Moral High Ground, Say, Oh, United States, Shame On You About Iraq. They Make Us Look Bad Internationally. And It's Really Not Fair.