I'm Such A Good Lover Because I

It Figures You've Got To Hate Yourself If You've Got Any Integrity At All.

Time Is Nature's Way Of Keeping Everything From Happening At Once.

For Some Reason I've Always Had An Irrational Love For New York. There's No Reason That You Would Necessarily Like It On Paper. It's Very Expensive.

Taste My Tuna Casserole - Tell Me If I Put In Too Much Hot Fudge.

When You Are Dead, It Is Hard To Find The Light Switch.