Taste My Tuna Casserole - Tell Me

The Government Is Unresponsive To The Needs Of The Little Man. Under 5' 7", It Is Impossible To Get Your Congressman On The Phone.

If Only God Would Give Me Some Clear Sign! Like Making A Large Deposit In My Name At A Swiss Bank.

There's Nothing Sexier Than A Lapsed Catholic.

Is Sex Dirty? Only When It's Being Done Right.

Capital Punishment Would Be More Effective As A Preventive Measure If It Were Administered Prior To The Crime.