I'm Still Agnostic. But In The Words

A Loud Noise Will Get Your Fight-or-flight Response Going. This, Over The Years, Can Cause Real Cardiovascular Damage.

I’m Not A Fan Of ‘write What You Know.’ If You Don’t Know, Find Out. I Knew Nothing About The Bible Before I Started Writing ‘the Year Of Living Biblically.’ That Was Kind Of The Point – To Learn.

My Goal? To Test Out Every Diet And Exercise Regimen On Planet Earth And Figure Out Which Work Best. I Sweated, I Cooked, I Learned To Pole Dance. In The End, I Lost Weight, Lowered My Cholesterol And Doubled My Energy Level. I Feel Better Than I Ever Have.

I Know That You Should Always Say Yes To Adventures Or You'll Lead A Very Dull Life.

Let Me Tell You, Though: Being The Smartest Boy In The World Wasn’t Easy. I Didn’t Ask For This. I Didn’t Want This. On The Contrary, It Was A Huge Burden. First, There Was The Task Of Keeping My Brain Perfectly Protected. My Cerebral Cortex Was A National Treasure, A Masterpiece Of The Sistine Chapel Of Brains. This Was Not Something That Could Be Treated Frivolously. If I Could Have Locked It In A Safe, I Would Have. Instead, I Became Obsessed With Brain Damage.