The Best We Can Do, To Paraphrase

The World Health Organization ... Estimated That 1.6 Million Years Of Healthy Living Are Lost Every Year In Europe Because Of Noise Pollution.

I Thought Religion Would Eventually Wither Away And We'd All Be Worshiping At The Altar Of Science.

A 2002 Oxford Study Showed Counting Sheep Actually Delays The Onset Of Sleep. It's Just Too Dull To Stop Us From Worrying About Jobs And Spouses.

Plus, In One Of His E-mails, The Guy Said He Didn't Like Pancakes. What Kind Of Asshole Doesn't Like Pancakes?

Let Me Tell You, Though: Being The Smartest Boy In The World Wasn’t Easy. I Didn’t Ask For This. I Didn’t Want This. On The Contrary, It Was A Huge Burden. First, There Was The Task Of Keeping My Brain Perfectly Protected. My Cerebral Cortex Was A National Treasure, A Masterpiece Of The Sistine Chapel Of Brains. This Was Not Something That Could Be Treated Frivolously. If I Could Have Locked It In A Safe, I Would Have. Instead, I Became Obsessed With Brain Damage.