Its Sort Of My Job To Feel

I’d Recommend Learning To Accept Rejection. Become Friends With Rejection. Be Nice To Rejection, Because It’s A Huge Part Of Being A Writer, No Matter Where You Are In Your Career.

I Know That History Is Simultaneously A Bloody Mess And A Collection Of Feats So Inspiring And Amazing They Make You Proud To Share The Same Dna Structure With The Rest Of Humanity. I Know You'd Better Focus On The Good Stuff Or You're Screwed.

My Immune System Has Always Been Overly Welcoming Of Germs. It's Far Too Polite, The Biological Equivalent Of A Southern Hostess Inviting Y'all Nice Microbes To Stay Awhile And Have Some Artichoke Dip.

Med Students Panic Their First Year When They Learn All The Diseases. It's Not Until The Second Year That They Learn The Cures.

More People Die On A Per Mile Basis From Drunk Walking Than From Drunk Driving.