Its Sort Of My Job To Feel

I Prefer The Earlier Birth Control Techniques, Which Ranged From The Delicious (using Honey As A Spermicide) To The Aerobic (jumping Backward Seven Times After Coitus).

This Is What The Sabbath Should Feel Like. A Pause. Not Just A Minor Pause, But A Major Pause. Not Just Lowering The Volume, But A Muting. As The Famous Rabbi Abraham Joshua Heschel Put It, The Sabbath Is A Sanctuary In Time.

I'm Still Agnostic. But In The Words Of Elton Richards, I'm Now A Reverant Agnostic. Which Isn't An Oxymoron, I Swear. I Now Believe That Whether Or Not There's A God, There Is Such A Thing As Sacredness. Life Is Sacred. The Sabbath Can Be A Sacred Day. Prayer Can Be A Sacred Ritual. There Is Something Transcendent, Beyond The Everyday. It's Possible That Humans Created This Sacredness Ourselves, But That Doesn't Take Away From Its Power Or Importance.

I’m Not A Fan Of ‘write What You Know.’ If You Don’t Know, Find Out. I Knew Nothing About The Bible Before I Started Writing ‘the Year Of Living Biblically.’ That Was Kind Of The Point – To Learn.

It's Hard To Be In A Bad Mood When You're Walking Around Looking Like You're About To Play The Semifinals At Wimbledon.