I'm Southern Baptist, Not A Meteorologist.

A Good Marriage Is Like An Incredible Retirement Fund. You Put Everything You Have Into It During Your Productive Life, And Over The Years It Turns From Silver To Gold To Platinum.

I'm Not The Dumbest Guy That Ever Lived.

If I Go Down In For Anything In History, I Would Like To Be Known As The Person Who Convinced The American People That Catfish Is One Of The Finest Eating Fishes In The World.

It Was A Big Story And Yesterday's Soup. Who Cares?

Everything I've Ever Done In My Life Has Been A Fluke.