I'd Like To Do 'saturday Night Live.'

Remember Judy Garland? She Retired 40 Times.

I Loved Harry Truman With All My Heart And Soul.

I Think Women Can Cope A Lot Better Than Men.

Viewers Figure, 'uncle Willard Doesn't Know Any More About The Weather Than I Do.' They're Right.

August Depresses Me A Little. I Don't Even Feel Like Eating. And When I Don't Eat, That's A Sure Sign Of Stagnation.