I'd Like To Do 'saturday Night Live.'

Bryant Gumbel's Ego Has Applied For Statehood. And If It's Accepted, It Will Be The Fifth-largest.

When I Can, I Do 25 Minutes Of Calisthenics Every Day.

I've Produced More Pilots Than United Airlines, And They've All Been Disasters. Every Audition I Ever Took In My Life I Lost.

No Libraries, No Progress.

There Are Plenty Of Good-looking Women Out There. Go Get Them.