I'd Like To Do 'saturday Night Live.'

I Get All Fired Up About Aging In America.

Everything I've Ever Done In My Life Has Been A Fluke.

I Want To Get My Own Show Because 'today' Will Eventually Get Tired Of Me, Or The Audience Will Get Tired Of Me.

I'd Like To Do 'saturday Night Live.'

Nobody Actually Talks To Anybody Anymore. People In Cubicles Next To Each Other, They E-mail Each Other.