You Can't Get Any Braver Than Going

I've Got Big Feet, So Filling Someone Else's Big Shoes Doesn't Scare Me.

I Always Like To Think I'm Having A Dinner Party, And I'm The Host, And The Audience Are My Guests.

It's So Easy To Judge Everybody And For Some Reason Extra Weight Is The One Thing Everything Feels Ok To Joke About.

I'd Like A Pop-up Magazine With 45 Articles On Russell Crowe. I'm Like A Teenager. I'd Have 'teen Beat' If I Could, For Grown-ups.

When Yer In A Funk, People In Love Are A Royal Pain In The Patookus.