I'm So In Love With The United

Im Sorry Im Not Gay Or Jewish, So I Dont Have A Special Interest Group Of Journalists That Support Me.

If I Gain Support, The Support Doesn't Seem To Mean Anything. It's Not Like Anyone Really Cares About Me.

I Would Be Delighted To Show My Film In The Viennale. I Do Not Offer Press Kits. I Do Not Offer Stills. I Do Not Offer Screeners. I Do Not Offer Dvd's. I Do Not Offer Posters. I Require A First-class Flight To Bring The Print However I Do Not Offer Any Photo Ops Or Press Exchange In Any Way. My Fee For Showing My Film Is $35,000 Dollars Us.

My Parents Took An Interest In Nothing, At Home No Books, No Records. My Mother And My Father Are The Emblem Of Indifference, Dryness And Bad Taste. My Father Is Also Terribly Stingy, In Life As Well As In Feelings: I Have Never Seen Him Filling Up The Bathtub.

I Don't Drink Any Coffee Or Take Any Drugs And I Don't Smoke Cigarettes And I Don't Eat Sugar And I Don't Take Any Medicine At All. I Eat A Lot Of Fish, Vegetables, And I Stay Away From Starches.