I Want To Thank Gus Van Sant

I Heard My Mother Talking Badly Of Me To People Who Were Talking Badly Of Me In Her Salon. That's Probably The Thing That I'm Most Sensitive Of In All My Friendships And My Relationships. I Just... I Just Can't Take That. I'm Comfortable With Enemies, But I Can't Take It From Friends.

My Parents Took An Interest In Nothing, At Home No Books, No Records. My Mother And My Father Are The Emblem Of Indifference, Dryness And Bad Taste. My Father Is Also Terribly Stingy, In Life As Well As In Feelings: I Have Never Seen Him Filling Up The Bathtub.

I Never Apologized For Anything In My Life. The Only Thing I'm Sorry About Is Putting A Curse On Roger Ebert's Colon. If A Fat Pig Like Roger Ebert Doesn't Like My Movie, Then I'm Sorry For Him.

I Don't Drink Any Coffee Or Take Any Drugs And I Don't Smoke Cigarettes And I Don't Eat Sugar And I Don't Take Any Medicine At All. I Eat A Lot Of Fish, Vegetables, And I Stay Away From Starches.

I Never Wanted To Be An Actor. I Never Want To Be An Actor. I Want To Be A Movie Star. The Whole Idea Of Having To Act Is Too Gruesome. It's Too Ambitious For Me.