I Want To Thank Gus Van Sant

Im Sorry Im Not Gay Or Jewish, So I Dont Have A Special Interest Group Of Journalists That Support Me.

I Never Apologized For Anything In My Life. The Only Thing I'm Sorry About Is Putting A Curse On Roger Ebert's Colon. If A Fat Pig Like Roger Ebert Doesn't Like My Movie, Then I'm Sorry For Him.

I'm Talking To A Journalist And I Really Have Nothing To Say Anymore, This Is Already Uncomfortable. I Feel The Pain Coming Already. The Brutal Pain, When One Day I Should Read Your Edit Of Whatever I Say, Because No Matter What I Say, No Matter How I Say It, No Matter Its Tone, Its Frequency Range, Its Decibel Level Or The Way In Which I Put The Words Together, No Matter My Intentions And No Matter The Truth. What I'll Read One Day Will Be A Chastised, Manipulated Abortion Of Your Misunderstandings, Your Manipulations, Your Agenda And Your Amateur Use Of The English Language.

I Drive Out To This Quail Farm, Where I Get A Lot Of These Incredible Quail Eggs, Which I Eat All Day Long. And I Eat A Lot Of Superfoods Like Goji, Cacao And Chia Seeds, Things Like That. And I Like Unpasteurised Milk Of The Goat And The Sheep. They Send It Once A Week From Pennsylvania, From The Amish Farms, And I Get It In Los Angeles.

Ive Never Been A Popular Person, But It Doesnt Matter. I Have Everything In My Life That I Want. Im Not A Walking Publicity Stunt. Im Not An Anarchist, Or Bitter. Im Not Trying To Be Subversive. I Just Try To Remain Unguarded, Unprotected By Fear, And Agents And Publicists, And I Feel Comfortable That Way.