I'm The Happiest The Saddest Guy In

I'm Sort Of Like A Maniac, And I Can't Get Out Of It.

I Want To Thank Gus Van Sant For Selling Out So That I Could Use His Editor Curtis Clayton, Who Did A Great Job.

My Parents Took An Interest In Nothing, At Home No Books, No Records. My Mother And My Father Are The Emblem Of Indifference, Dryness And Bad Taste. My Father Is Also Terribly Stingy, In Life As Well As In Feelings: I Have Never Seen Him Filling Up The Bathtub.

I'm So In Love With The United States. Not As A Patriot. I'm In Love With America Like It's My First Girlfriend. The Geography, The People, The Smell, The Touch, The Taste, The Gas Stations. I'm Madly In Love With America.

My Parents Were Dishonest People. If It Was My Birthday, I Knew My Mother Took Me To The K-mart And She Stole My Toy. She'd Put It In The Shopping Cart And We'd Walk Out. I Was Raised With That.