I'm The Happiest The Saddest Guy In

I Drive Out To This Quail Farm, Where I Get A Lot Of These Incredible Quail Eggs, Which I Eat All Day Long. And I Eat A Lot Of Superfoods Like Goji, Cacao And Chia Seeds, Things Like That. And I Like Unpasteurised Milk Of The Goat And The Sheep. They Send It Once A Week From Pennsylvania, From The Amish Farms, And I Get It In Los Angeles.

Ive Never Been A Popular Person, But It Doesnt Matter. I Have Everything In My Life That I Want. Im Not A Walking Publicity Stunt. Im Not An Anarchist, Or Bitter. Im Not Trying To Be Subversive. I Just Try To Remain Unguarded, Unprotected By Fear, And Agents And Publicists, And I Feel Comfortable That Way.

I Never Wanted To Be An Actor. I Never Want To Be An Actor. I Want To Be A Movie Star. The Whole Idea Of Having To Act Is Too Gruesome. It's Too Ambitious For Me.

My Parents Took An Interest In Nothing, At Home No Books, No Records. My Mother And My Father Are The Emblem Of Indifference, Dryness And Bad Taste. My Father Is Also Terribly Stingy, In Life As Well As In Feelings: I Have Never Seen Him Filling Up The Bathtub.

I Never Apologized For Anything In My Life. The Only Thing I'm Sorry About Is Putting A Curse On Roger Ebert's Colon. If A Fat Pig Like Roger Ebert Doesn't Like My Movie, Then I'm Sorry For Him.