I'm Really Good At Laundry, And I

There Are Some Guys I Know For A Fact, Like Louis C.k., Who Always Talk About How Not-great Of An Actor He Is, And He's Terrific On His Show. But I Know Louis Would Play A Fantastic Dramatic Role In Something, Too. He Just Needs Somebody To Grab Him And Say, "come In Here And Do This."

Science Fiction Was Never My Thing. I Have No Interest In It.

Everything You Look At Now, The Scripts That Come In That You Look At, The Television Scripts Are Way Better Than The Movie Script. The Talent Is Going To Television.

If You See Me Doing A New Stand-up Special, It Probably Means I've Been Out Of Work For A While.

I Actually Like Talking.