Firefighters Don't Go On Strike.

I'm Still Pretty Self-centered, Greedy And Angry.

All Men Hear Is Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Sex, Blah, Blah, Blah, Food, Blah, Blah, Blah, Beer.

I Really Like 'batman.' Not The Tv Show, But The Dark 'batman.'

What's Politically Correct A Lot Of Times Is Not Funny.

People Saying, 'life Didn't Turn Out The Way I Wanted It To.' Welcome To The Club. I Wanted To Be The Starting Center-fielder For The Boston Red Sox, For Chrissakes!