I Don't Think Pornography Is Harmful, But

Squash - That's Not Exercise, It's Flagellation.

I Also Avoid Green Vegetables. They're Grossly Overrated.

There's Always Something Fishy About The French.

Dear 338171 (may I Call You 338?)

Work Hard, Do The Best You Can, Don't Ever Lose Faith In Yourself And Take No Notice Of What Other People Say About You.