I Don't Think Pornography Is Harmful, But

Of Course, The Age-old Tradition That A Star Must Appear Even If He Or She Is Practically Dying Is An Excellent One, But It Can Be Carried Too Far. I One Played A Performance Of The Knight Of The Burning Pestle With A Temperature Of 103 And Gave Sixteen Members Of The Company Mumps, Thereby Closing The Play And Throwing Everybody Out Of Work. There May Be A Moral Lurking Somewhere In This, But I Cannot For The Life Of Me Discover What It Is.

For Gin, In Cruel Sober Truth, Supplies The Fuel For Flaming Youth.

She Stopped The Show - But Then The Show Wasn't Traveling Very Fast.

You Always Ought To Have Tom Cats Arranged, You Know - It Makes 'em More Companionable.

To Know You Are Among People Whom You Love, And Who Love You – That Has Made All The Successes Wonderful, Much More Wonderful Than They'd Have Been Anyway.