I Don't Think Pornography Is Harmful, But

If You Must Have Motivation, Think Of Your Paycheck On Friday.

The Air Is Like A Draught Of Wine. The Undertaker Cleans His Sign, The Hull Express Goes Off The Line, When It's Raspberry Time In Runcorn.

I Don't Believe In Astrology. The Only Stars I Can Blame For My Failures Are Those That Walk About The Stage.

I Can't Sing, But I Know How To, Which Is Quite Different.

Having To Read Footnotes Resembles Having To Go Downstairs To Answer The Door While In The Midst Of Making Love.