I'm Not On A Diet. And It's

I Almost Bought A Delorean The Other Day Just Because. If I See Something That I Think Is Cool And I Like It, I'll Go For It.

Honestly, I Really Don't Like Acting. I Don't Enjoy It. What I Do Like Is Going To A Movie Theatre And Seeing My Face On A Poster. I Like Seeing My Name On A Poster. That Is Cool.

My Girlfriend Knows That If I'm Acting Weird At Home To Go To One Of My Shows To See What's On My Mind.

I'm Not On A Diet. And It's Funny Cause People Go 'well, Then Why Do You Drink Diet Soda?' So I Can Eat Regular Cake.

When You Hear "seinfield," No One Says, "the Jewish Comic." You Talk About Cedric The Entertainer, You Don't Say, "african American Comedian Cedric The Entertainer." Even Margaret Cho - Who's Like One Of Three Korean Performers Out There - No One Refers To Her Like That. They Say, "it's Margaret Cho."