I'm Not On A Diet. And It's

Some People Can Handle Alcohol. You Know Who You Are. Some People Can't Handle Alcohol. The Police Know Who You Are.

If You Google The Word "fluffy," I'm The First Thing That Pops Up. It's Me, Dogs And Rabbits.

I Like To Tell Old Jokes On Stage After About An Hour, Or An Hour And A Half. I'll Bring Those Old Ones Back Because The Fans Love Them.

I Started Riding The Whole 'fluffy' Train, And It's A Cute Word And Socially A Lot More Acceptable Than Someone Saying Is Fat Or Obese. If You Call A Girl 'fat,' Yo, She'll Raise Hell, But If You Say, 'aw Girl, Look At You, You're Fluffy,' There's Almost A Sexy Appeal To It.

Me Racist? The Only Race I Hate Is The One You Have To Run.