Some People Can Handle Alcohol. You Know

I Don't Get Controversial, I Don't Get Political And I Don't Tell You What To Do With Your Life. I Just Go Out There And Tell Some Stories, And People Can Relate.

When I Go To Dance Clubs, I Always Dance With Big Girls, So We Finish At The Same Time.

I Don't Have To Worry About Writing Jokes. I Just Tell Stories About Things That Have Happened To Me. As Long As I'm Alive And I'm Living And I'm Experiencing Different Things Every Day, The Show Will Always Change.

People See A Big Dude And They Hear That High Pitched Voice Or "eglasias With An 'i'" And Love It Because They Can Relate And Go "i Know That Person!".

I Still Come Out To Music That's In Spanish. There's No Denying Who I Am, But I've Just Made It To Where My Performance Is So Anybody Can Understand It - Whether You're 10 Years Old Or 80 Years Old.