Me Racist? The Only Race I Hate

People Understand When I Talk About My Son Not Listening, Or Issues At Home Or His Real Dad Coming Back Into The Picture, Or Even Stories About Family Members Not Seeing Eye To Eye With What You're Doing.

I Bought A Hummer Before I Bought A House, And Then I Bought A House. Every Year, Everything Doubled. The Work Was Doubling. The Money Was Doubling. The Popularity Was Doubling.

Honestly, I Really Don't Like Acting. I Don't Enjoy It. What I Do Like Is Going To A Movie Theatre And Seeing My Face On A Poster. I Like Seeing My Name On A Poster. That Is Cool.

You Know What I Learned About Hawaiians? They're Just Blown Up Mexicans!

At The Time, It Was A Really Funny Joke [fluffy] And I Went Back And Forth With Going Against The Joke Or Embrace It. I Decided To Embrace It And Now We're Talking About It, So It Was A Good Call.