Me Racist? The Only Race I Hate

I Bought A Hummer Before I Bought A House, And Then I Bought A House. Every Year, Everything Doubled. The Work Was Doubling. The Money Was Doubling. The Popularity Was Doubling.

I Never Go Perform Somewhere Alone. I've Done That Since Day One. I've Always Taken Other Comics With Me.

If You Aim To Be Big, You Will Be Big. And That's Not A Pun About My Size.

I'm A Big Fan Of Kiss. Gene Simmons, He's All Into Marketing And Branding. You Name It, There's Some Type Of Product With Kiss' Name On It. Studying People Like That, You See Guys Have Hooks And There Are Reasons People Are Successful.

Well, Like I Said, There's No Reason Everyone Can't Have A Piece Of The Pie, Even If There's A Gordo There Eating Most Of It.