I'm Not Lazy. I'm Simply Judicious About

I Don't Care How Happily Married You Are Or How Deeply Enmeshed You Are With Your Children And Family And Career -- Every Woman Needs A Couple Of Chicks Who'll Break Out The Sangria Just Because You Need To Vent.

This Is Terrific! What Fun! Maybe Tomorrow I Can Go To The Prom With My Brother. The Day After, Perhaps I Can Wear White Pants And Unexpectedly Get My Period.

I’m Busy Sorting Through Our New Collection Of Rhinestone Jewelry. Should Anyone Be In The Market For Sparkly Accessories The Size Of A Hubcap, This Is The Place To Get Them. Earlier Today, A Customer Picked Up One Of The Enormous Chandelier-style Offerings And Asked, 'do Those Be Genuine Rhimestones?' I Couldn’t Even Begin To Explain Everything That Was Wrong With Her Sentence, So I Simply Replied, 'yes. They Do Be Genuine.

No, It's Not A 'corpse Thing.' I Feel I Lack The Emotional Capacity To Deal With Those In Mourning.

Quinn Cummings Is A Master Story-teller And Her Book Is Nothing Short Of Delightful. Her Insights Into Topics Like Celebrity, Parenting, And Cats With A Taste For Homicide Are Pithy And Uproarious And Not To Be Missed. Notes From The Underwire Is Charming, Hilarious, And Just Snarky Enough To Be Ultimately Satisfying.