Well I Have A Drug History And

When Political Correctness First Started Coming Around, It Ruined Andrew Dice Clay And Eddie Murphy's Stand-up Career. Sam Kinison Died At Just The Right Time, 'cause No One Was Going To Tolerate What He Was Saying Anymore Either.

I Ain't Apologizing For Anything, Especially If It's A Joke.

I'm A Comic, So I Like To Stay Nocturnal. I Work 10 P.m. To 1 A.m.

A Weekend In Vegas Without Gambling And Drinking Is Just Like Being A Born-again Christian.

I Snorted Heroin Once By Accident. It Was Amazing. But Kids, Don't Snort Heroin. It's Too Good.