I Was At Yankee Stadium One Time

I'm A Comic, So I Like To Stay Nocturnal. I Work 10 P.m. To 1 A.m.

You Know How Screwed Up Censorship Is, Two Girls Just Agreed To Make Out Naked In Front Of Their Fathers, And We Went Wait, Don't Curse.

I Think It Reminds Me Of My Childhood, My Father, .. I Think People Have The Same Reaction. It Reminds You Of What It Was Like To Be A Kid, Where Everything Is Carefree And Fun.

I Want To See Toby Maguire Fight Christian Bale.

Well I Have A Drug History And A Public Drinking Problem And I Am Not The Healthiest Guy. So They Just Ran That I Died Of A Drug Overdose.