I Was At Yankee Stadium One Time

My Dad Was Superman To Me, And In My Mind He Always Will Be.

'course The World Of Sports Takes Itself Way Too Serious. Sports Writers Are All High And Mighty.

At The Mirage Sportsbook, You Can Get A Line On 2 Kid Playing Wiffleball In The Backyard In Minnesota

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I Found A Way For Her To Fall Asleep, Paris Hilton, Talk To Herself.