I Was At Yankee Stadium One Time

Hugs Are Great, But - Better Than Drugs? Come On. Let Me Put It To You This Way: I Never Drove To Harlem At 4 A.m. To Get Somebody To Hug Me.

Well I Have A Drug History And A Public Drinking Problem And I Am Not The Healthiest Guy. So They Just Ran That I Died Of A Drug Overdose.

I've Never Been Swimming, And That's Because It's Never Been More Than Half An Hour Since I Last Ate.

In Hollywood, There Is Another Name For A Woman's 40th Birthday Party, It's A Retirement Party.

I Snorted Heroin Once By Accident. It Was Amazing. But Kids, Don't Snort Heroin. It's Too Good.