I Was At Yankee Stadium One Time

In Hollywood, There Is Another Name For A Woman's 40th Birthday Party, It's A Retirement Party.

Googling Me, You Talk About Being Depressed. First Of All There's 18 Websites That Predict My Early Death.

When You're On The Road A Lot, You're In Perpetual Search Of A Good Night's Sleep.

Artie Is Going To Do What Ever Artie Wants To Do.

I'm Not Going To Lie To You Fellas, I've Been Drinking