I Was At Yankee Stadium One Time

Vegas Means Comedy, Tragedy, Happiness And Sadness All At The Same Time.

Of Course In Show Business There Are Two Ways To Play It And I Am Not Politically Correct So I Am Not Going To Get Endorsements Or Anything Like That

It's A Life Of Five-card Draw, And You Know What? When God Asked Me - I'm Fine With The Card I Got. I'm Gonna Play This.

I'm Not Going To Lie To You Fellas, I've Been Drinking

Comedians, We're Just People Who Whine. But We Happen To Be Funny When We Whine.