Don't Go Where The Puck's Been; Go

One Man's Frankness Is Another Man's Vulgarity.

Stop…stop, That’s The Next Generation Of Fans… How Dare You Pass Judgment On Those 12-year-old Girls Who Like Vampires! They Need To Be Encouraged Because In Six Years They’ll Be 18-year-old Girls Who Like Vampires And Are Into All Sorts Of Goth-permissive And Whatnot. Don’t Poo-poo It. There’s A Plan, And It’s Working.

I'm Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today.

When Are You People Going To Learn? It's Not About Who's Right Or Wrong. No Denomination's Nailed It Yet, Because They're All Too Self-righteous To Realize That It Doesn't Matter What You Have Faith In, Just That You Have Faith. Your Hearts Are In The Right Place, But Your Brains Need To Wake Up. I Have Issues With Anyone Who Treats Faith As A Burden Instead Of A Blessing. You People Don't Celebrate Your Faith; You Mourn It.

I Wanted To Get My Movie Noticed Without Spending Any Ad Money. So I Made A Bit Of A Spectacle. I Recorded Lots Of Podcasts. I Bickered With Hate Groups. I Criticized Critics. I Banged Pots Together. I Did Everything I Could To Raise Awareness Without Raising Any Money To Do So.