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I'm Not As Good A Swimmer As I Used To Be - Thanks To Evolution.
-Emo Philips
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I'm Not As Good A Swimmer As
Emo Philips
I'm Not As Good A Swimmer As I Used To Be - Thanks To Evolution.
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