I'm Not A Vegetarian, But I Eat

Do You Mind If I Don't Smoke?

Be Open Minded, But Not So Open Minded That Your Brains Fall Out.

I'm Not Crazy About Reality, But It's Still The Only Place To Get A Decent Meal.

Given The Choice Between A Woman And A Cigar, I Will Always Choose The Cigar.

Anyone Buying This Book Is Going To Be Out A Tidy Sum If He Is Sucked In By The Title. I Wish I Could Write A Real Sexy Book That Would Be Barred From The Mails. Apparently Nothing Whets A Reader's Appetite For Literature More Than The News That The Author Has Been Thrown Into A Federal Pokey For Disturbing The Libido Of Millions Of Americans.