I'm Not A Vegetarian, But I Eat

Clowns Work As Well As Aspirin, But Twice As Fast.

It Is Impossible To Design Anything That Is Foolproof Because Fools Are So Ingenious.

Making Love To Your Wife Is Like Shooting At Sitting Ducks.

I'd Have Liked To Have Gone To Bed With Jean Harlow. She Was A Beautiful Broad. The Fellow Who Married Her Was Impotent And He Killed Himself. I Would Have Done The Same Thing.

Would You Mind Getting Off That Fly Paper And Giving The Flies A Chance?" "ahhh, You Can't Trick Me! Flies Don't Read Papers!