How Can You Love Me If You

But I Always Wound Up Being The Damn John, When I Wanted To Be The Paul.

I Want To Be The Girl With The Most Cake.

How Does Macy Gray Or Kid Rock Not Win Over Christina Aguilera?

You Know, If Nicole Kidman Was A Rock Star, She'd Be Alot More Professional Than Me, I'm Sorry.

If You Treat A Girl Like A Dog, She Is Going To Piss On You.