I'm Not A Sexual Person, Really. I

I Don't Have Sex Unless I'm In A Relationship. I'm Old-fashioned When It Comes To That. I Really Am!

I Won't Have A Cabinet As A President; I Will Have A Closet. A Giant Walk-in Closet With All Styles Of Advisers, Like Michael Kors, Kanye West, Diane Von Furstenberg, Naughty By Nature, Stephen Hawking, Madonna, Karl Lagerfeld, And, Of Course, Tinkerbell.

I'm The Kind Of Person Who, If I See A Shooting Star, I Wouldn't Stay There And Watch It. I'd Run To My Friends And Tell Them Because I Would Want Everyone To See It Too.

I'd Rather Sit In Bed And Watch Tv. All Of My Ex-boyfriends, Of Course, Not Paris, Would Be Like, 'what's The Problem? You're So Not Sexual.'

What's Walmart, Do They Sell Like Wall Stuff?