This Is Earth. Isn't It Hot?

There's A Lot Of Advantages To Being My Best Friend.

I Love Music. It's Always Been A Big Part Of My Life, And I Don't Think People Should, You Know, Judge Me By My Last Name Instead Of Listening To The Album. I Think The Music Definitely Speaks For Itself, And It's A Great Album.

Never Drink Diet Soda. It Shows You Have No Nerve. Only Drink Real Colas, Caffeine-packed Energy Drinks, Or Vitamin Water. Hate Champagne Because That’s What Everyone Expects You To Love. Energy Drinks Are The Best Party Drinks. You Never Get Tired, You Never Get A Hangover, And You Can Make Fun Of All The Loaded People Who Think They’re Clever But Are Really Acting Stupid.

When You're In The Public Eye, It's Wrong To Cheat On Someone, Unless You're Very Careful. If You're Normal And No One's Going To Know, Then Do It.

In These Trying Economic Times, I Believe The White House Should Have A Minimalist Touch: Open Floor Plan, Glass And Steel, Throw Pillows, And An Infinity Pool.