This Is Earth. Isn't It Hot?

I Think A Lot Of People Have Seen Me On The Simple Life And Think I'm A "spoilt Airhead," But I Was Playing A Character. The Producers Said They Wanted Nicole And I Just To Be Crazy And Funny And Say Outlandish Things.

A Lot Of The Things I Say I'm Just Trying To Be Funny... I Don't Really Mean Everything I Say, Because I'm Not Totally That Airhead.

[my Mom Told Me] To Always Be Loyal And Treat Someone How You Want To Be Treated. Find Someone That You Can Love And That's Going To Be Your Best Friend.

Never Drink Diet Soda. It Shows You Have No Nerve. Only Drink Real Colas, Caffeine-packed Energy Drinks, Or Vitamin Water. Hate Champagne Because That’s What Everyone Expects You To Love. Energy Drinks Are The Best Party Drinks. You Never Get Tired, You Never Get A Hangover, And You Can Make Fun Of All The Loaded People Who Think They’re Clever But Are Really Acting Stupid.

What's Walmart, Do They Sell Like Wall Stuff?