My Advice To Sarah Palin Is, You've

Well, Since I'm Six Years Old, I've Been Playing The Violin, The Piano, I've Been Singing. It's Always Been A Dream Of Mine, But I Really Never Had The Courage To Actually Go And Do It Professionally.

It's Called Paris, Not Hilton, Just Me, Because I Don't Want People To Think It's My Family's. It's Mine.

Ibiza, If You've Never Been There Before, Is Very Overwhelming. It's Like Nowhere On Earth. The Best Advice Is To Sleep As Late As Possible Because Nothing Gets Going Until Around 3am And It Goes Until Like 7 Or 8.

My Life Is, Like, Really, Really Fun.

You Need To Look Like A Lady At The Oscars. Otherwise, Joan Rivers Will Tear You Apart. Then Again, You Aren't Really Anyone Till Joan Rivers Tears You Apart.