I'm Not A Movie Guy, I'm Not

Sometimes It's Hard To Tell If A Joke Is Working Or Not For The First Couple Of Minutes.

I Wanna Get A Little Drunk, But I Also Want Some Pancakes.

My Gym Has Two-pound Weights. If You're Using Two-pound Weights, How Did You Even Open The Door To The Gym? What's Your Dream? To Pump Up And Open Your Mail?

Pre-mature Ejaculation. Let's Talk About It. Premature Ejaculation. That's A Pretty Fancy Term For, "ooooooh Oh No. This Has Never Happened Before."

Here's A Tip: Never Get Drunk While Wearing A Hooded Sweatshirt. You Will Eventually Think There's Someone Right Behind You.