I'm Not A Movie Guy, I'm Not

Once You Get Offstage You're Just Like Everyone Else, And Everyone Else Can Get Into A Fight.

Being On The Road Is Kind Of Lonely.

You Ever Make Fun Of Someone So Much, You Think You Should Thank Them For All The Good Times You've Had?

If I Had A Kid, I'd Give Him A Name That Would Make Everyone Would Want To Say His Name. I'd Call Him, Pizza-pussy-santa. I Would! Cause Everybody Likes One Of Those Things.

Pre-mature Ejaculation. Let's Talk About It. Premature Ejaculation. That's A Pretty Fancy Term For, "ooooooh Oh No. This Has Never Happened Before."